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| Top 10 Things My Mother Taught Me compliments of everychildfirst.com 1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home." 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... "You are going to get it when we get home!" 3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... “Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!" 4. My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall and break your neck, don’t come running to me." 5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they’ll freeze that way." 6. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT “ Eat your vegetables or you'll never grow big and strong." 7. My Mother taught me about SEX.... "How do you think you got here?" 8. My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're just like your father." 9. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE... "When you get to be my age, you will understand." 10. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like." |