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| Mom's Famous Brownie Recipe
Compliments of everychildfirst.com Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Joe "no, no." Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take margarine away from Michael and clean cupboards. Measure 1/3 cup cocoa. Take margarine away from Billy and bathe cat. Apply bandages to scratches sustained while removing margarine from cat's tail. Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour. Take smoldering teddy bear from oven, give it back to Joe, and open all doors and windows for ventilation. Take telephone away from Nicki and assure party on the line the call was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct dialed call removed from bill. Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well. Let cat out of refrigerator. Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13 inch pan. Bake 25 minutes. Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy. Explain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside while there's still time and he's still able to run away. To make the frosting: mix the following in a saucepan: 1 cup sugar, 1 oz unsweetened chocolate, 1/4 cup butter. Take the %$$&#&% teddy bear out of the @#$% broiler and throw it away -- far away. Answer the door. Meekly explain to nice policeman you didn't know Joe had slipped out of the house and was heading for the street, naked. Put Joe in the playpen. Add 1/3 cup milk & a dash of salt and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes. Answer door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having stuck a garden hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined carpet. Remove burned brownies from oven. Take a box of bakery brownies from the cabinet and throw them on a plate. |