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| Lessons Learned by a Mother compliments of everychildfirst.com 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. foot house four inches deep. 2. A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 3. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20X20 foot room. 4. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 5. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late. 6. A 6-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock, even though a 36-year-old man says they only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day. 7. Certain Lego's will pass right through the digestive tract of a four-year-old. 8. The words Play Dough and microwave should never be used in the same sentence. 9. Super glue is forever. 10. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. |