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A 50 year old woman went to her doctor's office, where she was seen by his young, new partner.  
After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

Her regular doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he helped her into another room and had her lie down.  He was forced to administer a sedative to help her calm down.

The doctor marched down the hallway to where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you?  Mrs. Terry is 50 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and she went through menopause 4 years ago.  How could you possibly tell her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said,
"Does she still have the hiccups?"
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